Rodney Carrington - Dancin With A Man chords

Rodney Carrington – Dancin’ With A Man
A B E

E                               A
I saw her sitting in a bar room
        B7         E
In that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me
                         B7
As I drank that one last beeraa
         A                            B7-E
Then she pulled me on the dance floori,o
                        E
And we danced a song or two
       A                      B7
It was then I realized that I
                            E
Had bit off more than I can chew.

                               A  B7
I think I’m Dancin' With A Man
                        E
She got calluses on her hand
                              A
She’s got a voice like Johnny Cash
                B7
Is she hiding a mustache 
                           E
I think I’m Dancin' With A Man.

E
We sat down and talked awhile
                       A
And we listened to the band
                         E
Oh then a friend of mine walked by
                          B7
And he asked her if she'd dance
                       A          B7
And he gently took her hand, oooh oooh
                             E
And he twirled her round and round
                             A    B7
It looked like he was having fun
                            E
Until her skirt fell to the ground.
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                            A   B7
I think he's Dancin' With A Man
                                 E
The boys at the lodge won't understand 
                               A
As they two stepped across the floor
                         B7
I quickly headed for the door
                            E
I think he's Dancin' With A Man.

                                A   B7
Good Lord were Dancin' With A Man
                                 E
It will be known through out the land
                             A
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
                       B7
With a dude who wore a wig
                           E
We've been Dancin' With A Man.

                              A
She crushed a beer can on her head
                        B7
Good Lord her foreheads red
                                    E
We've been Dancin' With A Man damn big Man. 



Alternate verse 2 (Live version)
                           A  B7
I think I’m Dancin' With A Man
                        E
She got calluses on her hand
                              A
She’s got a voice deeper than mine
                             B7
Is she gets a stiffy when we grind
                           E
I think I’m Dancin' With A Man.


Alternate Verse 3 (Live version)
                            A   B7
I think he's Dancin' With A Man
                                 E
The boys at the lodge won't understand 
                     A
With her hand on his behind
                               B7
They two stepped til half past nine
                            E
I think he's Dancin' With A Man.


Alternate Verse 4 (Live Version)
                                       A   B7
Ahhh s**t, I think were Dancin' With A Man
                                 E
It will be known through out the land
                             A
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
                       B7
With a dude who wore a wig
                          E
We've been Dancin' With A Man.