Rodney Carrington - Who Put The Dick On The Snowman tab

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who put the dick on the snowman
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and embarrased the family
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you could have used a ball bat
E            G
cucumber or zucchini
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but instead you used a thimble
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something you could barely see
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who put the dick on the snowman
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and made him look like me?

SO WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT THE DICK ON THE SNOWMAN?(J/K)