Kevin Bloody Wilson - You Cant Say Cunt In Canada tab

Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - 20 Years of Kev - Bonus live dvd
Song - Can't Say Cunt in Canada
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)

Intro c  c  c  c

R1    c
Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                               F
Sayin' cunt's not very nice at all,
      G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                 c
So I asked the shielas what they called it,
N.c.            F                                                                c
And they said, "Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love.
         G
So if ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
                               c
You gotta say it with a velvet plum.
       N.c.              c
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.

[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/k/kevin-bloody-wilson/110767.html ]
R1    c
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                F
So I thought I'd better ask the guys,
          G
And no ya can't say cunt in Canada,
             c
Why wasn't I surprised,
                 F                                                            c
When they said, "Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts."

(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?"
R2 F                                                          c
  "Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo."
      G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                        c
'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude.


R1    c
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                       F
So when I get to Montreal,
      G
If ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
                             c
Ya gotta say it in french as well,
               F                                                          c
So here goes, "Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu."
       G
But ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                     c
'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude.
N.c.                     c       c
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.