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Jon Lajoie - Too Fast chords
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TOO FAST Jon Lajoie CAPO: 6th Em D Em D I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest Em D Em D I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath C D When I focus my mind I always reach my goal C D But there's one thing I cannot control G I come too fast Em I come too fast D Em A couple strokes and my erection D G Is a thing of the past G I come too fast Em I come too fast D Em Sometimes it's even game over D G Before I take off my pants [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jon-lajoie/227781.html ] Em D Em D I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick Em D Em D Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt C D If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two C D But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed G I come too fast Em I come too fast D Em I carry a spare pair of underwear D G In case a girl sits on my lap G I come too fast Em I come too fast D Em I swear I'll even shoot my load D G If a fly lands on my shaft G Dm G Oh~-oh~-oh~ Oh, damn it  |