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Jon Lajoie - Too Fast tab
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Intro: Bm, A, Bm, A e|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------| G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--| D|----------2-4--5------------------| A|--2--4-5--------------------------| E|----------------------------------| [Verse 1] Bm A I can run a hundred miles Bm A without stoppin' for rest Bm A I can stay under water for Bm A five minutes on a single breath [Bridge] G When I focus my mind I A always reach my goal G But there's one thing A I cannot control... [CHORUS] D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A A couple strokes and my G5 erection is a A D thing of the past [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jon-lajoie/175802.html ] D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A Sometimes it's even G5 game over A D before I take off my pants [Verse 2] Bm A I've read all the articles Bm A and I've tried every trick Bm A Thinking of Sports or naked Bm A Cathy Bates in About Schmidt [Bridge] G If the girl's on top sometimes I'll A last a minute or two G But if we doggie-style A oh man I'm schrewed! [CHORUS] D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A I carry a spare pare of G5 underwear in case a A D girl sits on my lap D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A I swear I'll even shoot G5 my load... if a A D fly lands on my shaft. Dm Am D Oooooh...  |