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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords) I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as as I do. – Dan Dee _Intro:_ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5… _Verse:_ E A Floating in space at the edge of time E A In a universe that we can’t define E A Billions of stars in the endless night E A Tryin to find purpose for our lives E A Yet we still take the time (still take the time) E A – A5… Yes, we always take the time… _Chorus:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To milk the snake E5 A5 Girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight. _Verse 2:_ [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jon-lajoie/184264.html ] E A Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German E A Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman E A We all take matters into our own hands E A With the five finger army we invade our pants E A We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) E A – A5 If it was a crime… _Chorus 2:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To pull the handbrake E5 A5 To play vagina DJ E5 A5 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight _Bridge:_ E A E B (x2) _Final Verse:_ E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe [2 hours later] E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo A B E I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight |