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Jeff Dunham - Roadkill Christmas chords
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Roadkill Christmas Intro:G - D - Gsus4 Verse 1: G D Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck G My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up C There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin G C D G I gunned the motor and run over him Chorus 1: C D G It's a Roadkill Christmas C D G Venison pretenderized C D Em C It's a Roadkill Christmas G D G 'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes Verse 2: G D She loaded him into the back of the truck G I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up C I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror G C D G My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer Chorus 2: C D G It's a Roadkill Christmas C D G She had fifty pounds over him C D Em C It's a Roadkill Christmas G D G It was no time 'til she had him pinned [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jeff-dunham/326821.html ] Verse G D By the time we got home, he was her pet G That night, he slept on my side of the bed C I had to spend the night out in my truck G D C G But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn *JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* *Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* Verse 4: G D A couple days later, I made him a deal G If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal C I covered his antlers with foil and then, G D C G I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end Chorus 3: C D G It's a Roadkill Christmas C D G Every Sunday, he's up on my roof C D Em C It's a Roadkill Christmas G D G I get NASCAR and the NFL, too. Chorus 4: C D G It's a Roadkill Christmas C D G That dumb deer changed my life C D Em C It's a Roadkill Christmas G D G Next time, I'll run over my wife! Outro: G-C-G  |