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Jeff Dunham - Jingle Bombs chords
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(To the tune of Jingle Bells) Standard tuning G C Rushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back Am D7 G I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq C I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B Am G D7 G D7 That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH! CHORUS [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/jeff-dunham/344388.html ] G Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see C G A7 D7 Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me G Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead C G The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head G C I used to be a man, but every time I cough Am D7 G Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off C My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Am G D7 G D7 Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH! G Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed C G D7 D G Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! http://www.jeffdunham.com  |