Bo Burnham - Deep chords

Verse Progression: G#, B, Em7, C


(prog: C, G#, C, Em7, B)  
This songs about how deep I am    
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep


Verse Progression: G#, B, Em7, C
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me Neither
Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat Cleaver


Verse Progression: G#, B, Em7, C
The people in my life are like grains of sand
Cause they stick together
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole

 C, G#, C, Em7, C
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish
G# B
A fish that's drowning
 C, G#, C, Em7, C
If the artistic process is a birth canal then I am a freshly jellied kid
G# B
Come witness my crowning
            C
Cause thoughts of mine
            [ch]B#[/ch] (D)
Must be a sign that I'm
        G#
Hashtag Deep

[spoken] If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?]
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Verse Progression: G#, B, Em7, C
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? 
Me neither.. Me neither!

Verse Progression: G#, B, Em7, C
The people in my life are like blades of grass
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!

 C, G#, C, Em7, C
Art is a harlot And I am her sassy urban friend
G#        [ch]B#[/ch]
Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish
 C, G#, C, Em7, C
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then I 
G#     B
must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don't know
B (D)
How could you know


(play around with these chords, not sure if this order)
 C, G#, C, Em7
If life makes you wish you were dead
C     G#     Em7 B   G#
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
 C, G#, C, Em7
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
G# B Em7 C
Hashtag Deep