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Bo Burnham - Whats Funny chords
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D G D G My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious D G Bmin A Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on, D G D G It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive, D G Bmin A Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on, D G So put your cell phones to vibrate, Bmin A And put your vibrators to cell phone mode, D G Bmin Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this, A JOKE... (laugh)... exactly. D G Bmin Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this, A With a rap a dist and a, D G Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss, Bmin A Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit. D G I got a show that'll test ya kids, Bmin A Then ask one question and the question is, D G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? A What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? D G Bmin A Oh, Humor is often linked to shared experience, D Like a guy gets up and says, G Bmin A "have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers, D G Bmin Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA, A D Really good point, they should fix that, G Bmin A Its good to know that somebody finally gets me, D G because my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me, Bmin A to lose all sense of self. D G Bmin A So its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore, D G Bmin A Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy, D G If you're an asian comic just get up and say, Bmin A "My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent" D G Bmin A then just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent, D G Because they privately thought that your people were laughable, Bmin A And now you've given them the chance to express that in public, D G Bmin A If you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection D G Bmin [stop] Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection D G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? A What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? [stop] TOURETTE'S! D G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? A What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? And the audience says D G Bmin A When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys, D Now I'm older and bolder, G Bmin A And just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer, D G Fuck my life I don't fuck my wife, Bmin A so fuck my wife and fuck my life, D G and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay, Bmin A My daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother, D G But the marriage made her miss merry americana, Bmin A I want a teen without screaming prima-donna, D G Bmin A But the radical feminists made my wife a man, D G Bmin A And if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation, D G Bmin A I hate my life and it hates me back, D and my friend is black, G Bmin A but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him... D G Bmin "Yo whatup Jamaal?", [stop] A Even though his name is Steve, D G I Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife, Bmin A Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it, D G Bmin A I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma, A [just strum angrily a bunch of times] And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me.... ..... D G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? A What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? [stop] *pop* It's a boy! D G What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? A What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? D A D Hopefully this [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/b/bo-burnham/310023.html ]  |