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Arrogant Worms - The Assumption chords
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this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor! C G There was an old farmer who lived on a rock C He sat in the meadow just shaking his G Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water, their hands on their C G Marbles and play things at a half passed four There came a young lady who looked like a C Pretty, young preacher G She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress And she showed them her C G Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to C G Bring up her children, so they would not spit [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/a/arrogant-worms/207183.html ] While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling C G Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her C G Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock He looked like a man with a sizable C G Home in the country, with a big fence out front If he asked her politely, she'd show him her C G Little pet dog, who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her C G Small, tender hands with a movement so quick And then she'd bend over and suck on his C G Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch And then he'd spread whip cream all over her C G Cookies that she had left out on her shelf If you think this is dirty C You can go f*ck yourself!  |