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Arrogant Worms - If I Were Prime Minister chords
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The Arrogant Worms - If I Were Prime Minister G C G D If I were Prime Minister, I'd transform the land G C G D All things would be glorious, under my firm strong hand G C G D I'd enlarge Prince Edward Island, and shrink the tax on booze G C G D If I were Prime Minister, the Leafs would never lose G C G D If I were Prime Minister, French and English, would be gone G C G D There'd be no more two solitudes 'cause we'd all speak Klingon G C G D And I'd give my buddies jobs, they weren't qualified for G C G D Wait, I'm so sorry, I think that's been done before G C G D If I were Prime Minister, Canadians would tan G C G D In the Gulf of Mexico, where I'd put Newfoundland G C G D If I were Prime Minister, I would use my power G C G D To finally make the donut, our official flower G C G D And I'd make it illegal to sit and bitch and whine [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/a/arrogant-worms/189681.html ] G C G D Though that might leave Canadians with too much spare time G C G D And I would be Prime Minister if only for one flaw G C G D I don't think that I could ever live in Ottowa G C G D If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister (repeat) G C G D I'd bathe in Maple syrup and I'd have a talking moose G C G D And Mounties would massage me to keep me nice and loose G C G D I'd get rid of the Queen, replace her with my cat G C G D Appointment to the Senate would be trial by combat G C G D I'd solve all the problems of this country's apparatus G C G D By granting every person, nation status G C G D I'd encourage global warming, move the jetstream further north G C G D And I'd ban all politicians, except for me of course G C G D If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister I'd be super great, and you'd all G C G D If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law  |