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TUNING: Half-step down [D G C F A D] D D My granny while on her death bed G D She turned and said to me G A D "Why must you view life so morbidly? D D I tried to teach you right G D But somewhere I went wrong G 'Cuz you sang those A D Death death devil devil evil evil songs" D D When six pallbearers put her down G D And laid her body in the ground G My eyes were wet A D My face was very long D D The pastor said "son here you are G D Won't you please take this guitar G A D Sing dearly departed Granny one last song" D And I sang death death A devil devil devil devil G D evil evil evil evil songs G D Hell you know that's how I get along D A The world is full of tragedies G D So how can it be wrong? G Singing death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs D G Well I was shopping at Hot Topic D A And I was walking out the store D A When two dumb jocks came up to me G D They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" G A D And they kicked my lipstick to the floor D And I sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D Hell you know that's how I get along D A The world is full of idiots G D So how can it be wrong? G Singing death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs D G Well I went down to church on Sunday D A I sat up front in a pew D A The priest said "Jesus and Mary too, G D Son what the devils got into you? D A D Get up and sing a hymn or two" D And I sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D Hell you know that's how I get along D A The world is full of hypocrisies [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/v/voltaire/216193.html ] G D So how can it be wrong? G Singing death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs D G I was invited to the White House D A The president pulled me aside G A He said "Son sing us a song of peace D D For those evil doers in the Middle East" G A D I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme D And I sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D And you know that's how I get along D A The world is full of W's G D So how can it be wrong? G Singing death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs D D Well then I died and went to Hell G D I could tell right away by the awful smell G A D That this was clearly not the pearly gates D D The devil said "come here young man G D My wife and I are your biggest fans" G A D So naturally I felt I had it made D A G Well then he reached into an iron chest G A D And he picked a tool that he felt was best D A And then he jabbed me in the shlong G D With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs G A D He turned to me and winked and sang this song D He sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D Yeah I know that's how you got along D A I find your song hilarious G D But now your soul's precarious G Singing your death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs D I'm just kidding kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet D Death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D And you know that's how we got along D A The world is full of sinners G D So how can it be wrong? G Singing death death death death A D Devil devil evil evil songs |