Trey Parker - Everyone Has Aids tab

C#               F#    B    A 
    Everyone has AIDS!
E         F#    B    A
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
     E              F#        B     A
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! 
     E       F#      A  F#
Everyone has AIDS!

F#
And so this is the end of our story
F#
And everyone is dead from AIDS 
A
It took from me my best friend
E
My only true pal
D
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

F#
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
A
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
E
There's a hero inside of all of us
D
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
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C#
My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!)
D
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) 
D#
The gays and the straights and the white and the spades
             
             G#
Everyone has AIDS! 
   C#             B            F#         G#
My grandma and my dog Ol' Blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
             C#         B         F#                   G#
The Pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
           C#          B           F#                      
C'mon everybody we've got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
      E                           F#
We're gonna break down these barricades, everyone has

G# (add blues riff)  
AIDS! x12
F#
AIDS! x9
G#
AIDS.