This song is pretty easy as it only uses four chords: [G][D][A][C]
I made it up whilst a was having a nice relaxing poo, with my guitar.
[G] I'm having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo
[G] I'm having a [D] whale of a time on the [A]loo
[G] I'm painting the [D] toilet brown with [A] goo
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/t/tom-green/32868.html ]
[G] I'm having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo
[C] What colour [G] is your [A] poo
[C] How many [G] sheets do you [A] use
[G] If you had some [D] time alone would [A] you
[G] I'm having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo
--I hope you enjoy my song-Peace out-Tommy P, the tommy tom meister..Tom Power-