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"I FARTED ON SANTAS LAP" by "The Little Stinkers" Basic Chords by "Maniac1075" (Verse 1) G Mom made beans for dinner C You know I ate 'em all G D She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall G C Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee D C G But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese G C While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode G D The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho" G C Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell D N/C But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!" (Chorus) G C G D I farted on Santa's lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me G C D C G I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get *fart* under my Christmas tree [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/t/the-little-stinkers/377934.html ] (Verse 2) G I asked him for a baseball C I asked him for a bat G D I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that G C I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without D G D G 'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out (Back to Chorus) (Verse 3) E A On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound E B Went down to the living room just to take a look around E A It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree B B E His arms were full of presents and they were all for me E A He put them on a pile and got up to turn around E B And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down E A And so I'll always cherish that special moment when B A E I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then (Chorus) E A E B I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me E A B A E I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree |