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Song: The Glorious Epic of Three Men Artist: Axis of Awesome Album: Animal Plane Key:? (This song is all sort of crazy but the closes I can come is E or A) Intro: Em C Am F# Bm C# Em B Bm Verse: 1 Em Through the mist of smoke and flame C Rides a man, a mighty lord Am His foes fall in pain F# Women cry his name Em B The gift of rock his reward Em With a voice that can power light bulbs C Wound a bear and shatter souls Am He calms the hounds of Hades F# All the single ladies Em Put your hands up B Rock 'n Roll Verse: 2 Em Under rock and craggy mountain C In the ancient hall he dwells Am His piano shines with glory F# He sings an ancient story Em B Of betrayal by the Elves Commentary: 1 Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? No, no. You are a mighty warrior Em His six brothers, grim and C They saw a maid, as white as snow Am A magic mirror found her F# Now she's off, they flounder Em B Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes Commentary: 2 Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! Bridge: 1 Am Em Man of earth and man of fire D G C Battle brothers to the core Bm Am Valor soaring ever higher D F#m B But we're empty, lost without one more Verse: 3 E Hello, my name is Lee G C A And I play the guitar OOOOOOOHHHHHH D B And I play the guitar! Commentary: 3 What? [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/t/the-axis-of-awesome/313979.html ] Chorus: 1 C G And so we ride onwards to destiny Bm D Em Our foes and enemies slain A F# Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats A D B We ride! E And Awesome's our name Commentary: 4 Jordon! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! Who said I'm riding on a chicken? Benny! Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon! Chorus: 2 C G And so we ride onwards to destiny Bm D Em On horse, seahorse, and hen A F# Evil destroyed, homeless employed A D B We ride! E From now till the end D Am And in the misty halls of Asgard F C Where the Gods watch over man Dm E Am D They tried to curse the Axis for our pride Bm Am But alas, we were too awesome F C Their powers weak against our might Dm F So we kicked them in the balls B And then they cried Chorus: 3 C G And so we ride onwards to destiny Bm D Em With swords and weapons and shit A Lightning will flash F# Thunder will clash A D A We ride into infinity! C#m F#m We fly and don't need a plane B G# We'll fill you with love B E A# Till heaven and earth combine! F# And Awesome's our name |