Stephen Lynch - Caught Me Spankin It tab

Chords: F#m,A,D,E,C


Intro:
  F#m              E                D                 A
I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die
F#m               E              D               E
Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye
F#m              E                  D              A   
For I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace
F#m                  E                   D              E
Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face

A                  E          D         E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it 
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A        E           D     E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
D                     E       C
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad

A                 E           D               E
I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
A                    E             D              E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A                   E           D         E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A                    E                 D               E    E
Like blood and guts, starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

A                  E          D         E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it 
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A        E           D     E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
D                        E        C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had
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A                  E            D             E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A                    E               D                E
so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish"
A              E             D          E
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A                    E            D             D
If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand

A             E              D         E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it 
A        E     D           E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
A            E           D                  E
Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad

A               E              D              E
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty
A                    E                D              A
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
A                     E             D           E 
But you can't tell me dad, that you never had a whack 
A                       E                   D               E    
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

A                  E         D         E     
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it 
A        E     D           E 
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
D                        E        C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been-
D                        E    C
Just because it was your bed- it's not that-
D                      E        C
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad