Stephen Lynch - Gay tab

Chords:
D:      XX0232
Dsus2:  XX0230
Em9:    XX0032
D/C#:   X40232
D/Bm:   X20232
Dmaj:   200232
Bm:     X24432
Bm/A:   X04432
G:      320033
A:      X02220

Intro:

D-Dsus2-D-Em9


D       D/C#  D/Bm    Dmaj
Here we are, dear old friend.
Bm     Bm/A   G    A
You and I, drunk again.
D                D/C#    D/Bm           Dmaj
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.
Bm        Bm/A      G          A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.

    D         A             Bm          G
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart.
    D         A              Bm         G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art.
    D         A              Bm      G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance.
A                    G            A                      
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants.

D-Dsus2-D-Em9 2x
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     D       D/C#      D/Bm      Dmaj
It's not that I don't care, I do.
  Bm         Bm/A     G     A
I just don't see myself in you.
 D      D/C#   D/Bm    Dmaj
Another time, another scene.
    Bm          Bm/A           G               A
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean.

       D         A            Bm          G
Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul.
    D         A            Bm          G
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being.
    D         A             Bm            G
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls.
A                   G              A          
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand.

D-Dsus2-D-Em9 4x

      D     Dsus2         D     Em9
We've never hugged; we've never kissed.
     D           Dsus2   D         Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist.
    D       Dsus2   D         Em9
But you have opened brand new doors.
    D    Dsus2    D     Em9    D    Dsus2    Em9    D
Get over here and drop your drawers.

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