I saw this song on comedy central and had to learn how to play it, it's so funny,
and really easy and catchy to play. E-mail me at Metal325@aol.com if you want to
mp3 of this song, it's really hard to find. E-mail me for questions or comments
on the tab too, Thanks!
F#=244XXX E=0221XX A=X0222X D=XX0232
F# E
I came down to the breakfast table
D A
Felt like I could cry
F# E
Tried so hard but wasn't able
D E
To look you in the eye
F# E
For I am feeling so much shame
D A
Yes I have brought disgrace
F# E
Can tell I soiled my good name
D E
By the look upon your face
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E (stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for a measure)
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/s/stephen-lynch/33863.html ]
A E D E
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
A E D E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A E D E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A E D E
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)
A E D E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A E D E
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
A E D E
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A E D E
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)
Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)
A E D E
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
A E D E
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
D E(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
Ending A, E, D, E, A
