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This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch -----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---| Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---| D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---| Intro: 4x D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D* e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------| B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| D D/C# D/F# D Here we are, dear old friends Bm Bm* G A You and i, drunk again D D/C# D/F# D laughs have been had and tears have been shed Bm Bm* G A maybe the whisky has gone to my head [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/s/stephen-lynch/32855.html ] Chorus: D A but if i were gay Bm G i would give you my heart D A and if i were gay Bm G you'd be my work of art D A and if i were gay Bm G we would swim in romance A but im not gay G A so get your hand out of my pants Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* Verse: D D/C# D/F# D Its not that i dont care, i do Bm Bm* G A i just dont see myself in you D D/C# D/F# D another time, another scene Bm Bm* i'd be right behind you G A if you know what i mean Chorus: D A cuz if i were gay Bm G i would give you my soul D A and if i were gay Bm G i would give you my whole being D A and if i were gay Bm G we would tear down the walls A But I'm Not gay G A so wont you stop cupping my...hand Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D* Ending: D Dsus2 D D* we've never hugged,we've never kissed D Dsus2 D D* i've never been intimate with your fist D Dsus2 D D* But you have opened brand new doors D Dsus2 get over here and D D* D,Dsus2,D,D* drop your Drawers ============================================================================ I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G eigth notes. Happy Hunting. |