Stephen Lynch - For Me tab

If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its 
but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG.

Here it is.

Intro: G, F#, Em, Am, D

G          F#          Em
Union of a woman and a man
Am                         D
Touching for the very first time
G          F#           Em
The gentle texture of a hand
Am                           D
And true love is always hard to find

              Em                         C     D
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah
              Em                                C                 D
And sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby
   C                   D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me


G, F#, Em, Am, D
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G        F#        Em
Delicate nature of love
Am                           D
Can only help this relationship grow
G       F#          Em
Doesn't decend from heaven above
Am                               D
And things dont always work down below

         Em                                    C
And I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel
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            Em                              C  D
And sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah
      C                   D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah


G, F#, Em, Am, D


(here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge)

Try so hard to be a man but,

You're so dam hard to please

And it doesn't help to know your friend is,

Rambling on about her D's


         Em                           C     D
Even though, my love is a little premature, yeah
                 Em                               C      D
And when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah
        C              D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah


G, F#, Em, Am, D, G, F#, 
Am, D, end on G