INTRO: PLAY AT A SLOW SPEED
F G Em 2X
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VERSE 1
G Em G
IM SITTIN IN MY CHAIR WATCHIN THE TV
G Em
IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR ME TO SEE
C D C D
I JUST LIT SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO ME
CHORUS
G C D
IM FUCKING WASTED
G C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
G C D
I THINK THEY FUCKIN LACED IT
G C D
CAUSE IM SO DAMN LAMBASTED OH
VERSE 2
G Em
WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I PACKED HIM A PIPE
G Em
I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
C D
HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT
C D
TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING BACK GAMMON NAKED
CHORUS
G C D
HE FUCKIN WASTED
G C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER TASTED
G C D
HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN SPACEDED
G C D
CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED WASTED
BRIDGE
C D
OH SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS HIDIN UNDER MY BED
C D
CAUSE I LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD
G
IM FUCKIN WASTED
VERSE 3
G Em
WELL MY FRIEND BLEW A HIT INTO MY PET BIRD'S FACE
G Em
HE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND STARTED TO MOONWALK ALL OVER THE PLACE
C D
HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOASTER WIRE AND FELL ON HIS BEAK
C D
HE LOOKED AT THE TWO OF US AND HE STARTED TO SPEAK
CHORUS (YELL THIS CHORUS)
G C D
IM FUCKIN WASTED
G C D
IT'S THE BEST I EVER TASTED
G C D
MY BRAIN'S BEEN ERASEDED
G C D
WOW IM FUCKIN FRIED
VERSE 4
G Em
NOW IM SITTIN IN THE BATHTUB WANTING SOMETHING TO EAT
G Em
"I WANTED A PIZZA" THE BIRD SAID AH PEPPERONI WOULD BE SWEET
C D
DELIVERY GUY SHOWED UP FOUR HOURS LATER HANDED ME HIS SHOE
C D
I SAID "WE ORDERED PIZZA BUDDY, WHAT THE HELLS UP WITH YOU?"
CHORUS
G C D
IM FUCKIN WASTED
G C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
G C D
OH FUCKIN SHIT
OUTRO
G
IM WAY TOO BAKED OH NO
THIS IS A VERY EASY SONG TO LEARN. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RECORD-"WHAT
THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" TRACK #18 TO GET IT DOWN REALLY WELL.
JOHN
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