Roger Miller - Where Have All The Average People Gone chords

Tab by Mike Gallas

I made this version by combining the Countrytabs.com and talby1234's from 
theavettbrothers.com versions. They deserve all the credit. Also Roger Miller!

Capo 2

C/B= 0-2-0-0-1-0


Intro
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The people in this city call me country,
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Because of how I walk and talk and smile.
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Well I don't mind them laughing in the city,
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But the country folks all say I'm citified.
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The fighting men they say that I'm a coward.
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Because I never push no one around.
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Gentle people call me trouble-maker,
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Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground.
F            Em
Funny I don't fit.
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Where have all the average people gone?

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[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/r/roger-miller/217583.html ]
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Some pious people point and call me sinner,
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Because to them I've never seen the light.
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Other folks think of me as a preacher.
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I'm just doing what I think is right.
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The wealthy people think that I am a hobo,
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Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs.
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And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,
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But really, I'm just trying to get along.
F                  Em
It's funny I don't fit.
    Dm                     G              C 
Tell me where have all the average people gone?

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C                 C/B              Am     G
And the government has given me a number,
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To simplify my birth and life and death.
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And still my woman thinks I'm awful important,
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Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath.
F            Em
Funny I don't fit.
 Dm                 G             C
Where have all the average people gone?
F                   Em
Yes, it's funny I don't fit.
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Where have all the average people gone?
   F          Em
Honey I don't fit,
 Dm                G              C
Where have all the average people gone?
slow
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