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This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was. Intro: E (Strum once) Chorus 1: A She's a psycho bitch from Hell E Suckin' on a Pall Mall B7 She gets drunk as a carload of white trash E Walks like a duck A She's hairy as the missin' link E Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink B7 E The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck" Verse 1: A E Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood B7 E It just tends to go from bad to worse A E And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude B7 E But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves Chorus 2: [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/r/roger-alan-wade/377069.html ] A She's a psycho bitch from Hell E Suckin' on a Pall Mall B7 She gets drunk as a carload of white trash E Walks like a duck A She's hairy as the missin' link E Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink B7 E The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks" Verse 2: A E Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail B7 E And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny A E And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more B7 E Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money Chorus 3: A She's a psycho bitch from Hell E Suckin' on a Pall Mall B7 She gets drunk as a carload of white trash E Walks like a duck A She's hairy as the missin' link E Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink B7 (Strum once) E The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family" ____________________________________ Early Times is a brand of whiskey A quaalude is a sedative pill In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better. And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and "Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain). |