Rhett And Link - The Break-up Song chords

No capo
Played with bar chords

A

(hold)              A
It's not you, it's me
                    E
And me don't like you
                   A
It's not you, it's I and
(hold)                  A
I am breaking up with you

A
(hold)                     A
You swore up and down the walls
                                E
'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'
                          A
Some how you got me to agree
                                  A
to dress up like Edward for Halloween
                           D
But now that I'm coming clean
                              A
First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy
                                    E
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
     E
Of removing,
                    A
A wookie's dingleberries

(Chewbacca impressions)
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/r/rhett-and-link/310614.html ]
A
                   A
It's not me, it's you
                                              E
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you
                A
But it might be me
                          A
Cause me decided to date you

                                A
When we went out on our first date
                                       E
You said you don't eat anything with a face
                             A
Then for the next eighteen months
                                     A
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
                             D
But now that we're parting ways
                          E
Newsflash, Fish have a face!
                                                      A
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
           (hold)                                A
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside 
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

                A
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
                       E
It was always totally you
                    A (hold)
But now it's up to me
                       A
And me is now dumping you