Moxy Fruvous - My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors chords

 "My Baby Loves A Bunch of Authors" (MF)
  From "Bargainville"(1994)

   Use a capo on the 4th Fret.

  Intro: C/G (with scat vocals)

                 C/G                    F
 Well you should see my story-reading baby,
             G                    C/G
 you should hear things that she says
           C/G                        F
 She says "Hon, drop dead, I'd rather go to bed
         G              C/G
 with Gabriel Garcia Marquez"

 Cuddle up with William S. Burroughs,
 leave on the light for bell hooks
 I been flirtin' with Pierre Burton
 'cause he's so smart in his books
 
 CHORUS:
    F                C
 I like to go out dancing
     F                       C
 My baby loves a bunch of authors
     F                     C
 My heart's so broke and bleeding
 G                       (G)
 Baby's just sittin' there doing some reading

 |C/G | 

 So I started watching some TV, played my new CD player too
 She said "Turn it off or I'll call the cops, 
 and I'll throw the book at you"
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 All this arguing made me get dizzy, 
 called my doctor to came have a look
 I said "Doctor, hurry!",he said: 
"Don't worry,I'll be over when I finish my book"

 I like to go out dancing
 My baby loves a bunch of authors
 We've been livin' in hovels
 Spendin' all our money on brand new novels

 So I got myself on the streetcar 
 and it drove right into someone
 The driver said: "I was looking straight ahead!"
 but he was reading the Toronto Sun

 So my honey and me go to a counsellor,
 to help figure out what we need
 She said: "We'll get your love growin', 
 but before we get goin' here's some
 books I'd like you to read"
 
 I like to go out dancing
 My baby loves a bunch of authors
 Lately we've had some friction 
 'Cos my baby's hooked on short works of fiction
  
 (A Capella verse)

 So we split and went to a party, 
 some friends my girl said she knew
 But what a sight 'cause it's authors night
 and the place looks like a who's who!

 Now I'm poundin' the Ouzo - with Mario Puzo
 Who's a funny fella? - W.P. Kinsella
 Who brought the cat? - would Margaret Atwood?     
 Who needs a shave? - he's Robertson Davies!

 Ondaatje started a food fight,
 salmon mousse all over the scene
 Spilled some dressing on Doris Lessing 
 these writer types are a scream!
 
 I like to go out dancing
 My baby loves a bunch of authors
 We'll be together for ages
 Eating and sleeping and (x2)
 Eating unt sleeping unt
 ..Turning Pages
 Yeaaah.