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CAPO ON THE SECOND FRET (Intro and verses) C e--------------0-------------0--| B------------1-------------1----| G-------------------------------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse) D-------------------0h2---------| A------0h3----------------------| E-------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date Use your private part as piranha bait CHORUS C G Am Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die C G Am Dumb ways to die F G C So many dumb ways to die END OF CHORUS Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/misc/337188.html ] Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer’s bran new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder what this red button will do CHORUS F G C Am F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season C Am F G C Am Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason F G C Am Stand on the edge of a train station platform F G C Am Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing F G C Am Run across the tracks between the platforms F G C F They may not rhyme but they quite possibly CHORUS |