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Chords: Am C G D (Chorus) Am C I was born with a bottle G D So what can I say Am C I've been drinking all night G D I've been drinking all day Am C The cupboard is empty G D The icebox is full Am C with attitude and drink G D I ain't taking no bull (sssssh...) VERSE 1 Shit we walked down to the grocery to buy ourselves some beer we didn't have any money the problem was quite clear The clerk was out back taking inventory we grabbed everything our hands could hold and ran out into the street [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/misc-unsigned-bands/93206.html ] CHORUS VERSE 2 Shit we stumbled all the way back home we ran into some trim ask if they wanted company the outlook was quite grim turns out the two girls were guys more mistaken we could not be one kicked Dick square in the shin the other kicked the shit outta me CHORUS VERSE 3 Shit we ended up in the infirmary Dick's shins were both quite bruised My eye was black, my ribs were broke Our bodies were abused The nurses came to check on us I'm staring at their tits Dick was looking up their skirts They all threw hissy fits CHORUS VERSE 4 Ejected from the hospital We went looking for some snatch Ended up back home alone, of course and the goddamn door was latched Rejected, dejected, our phones came out No chick are answering our calls We thought you'd all enjoy the tale of last night with Dick and Paul |