Misc Unsigned Bands - Abby Simons - My Scientist chords

I don't know how many people still listen to her songs and how many still
 look for the chords and how many actually can't figure them out themselves
 but I LOVE this song so here are the chords!

Verse:
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/misc-unsigned-bands/317345.html ]
G       D     C          D     
My scientist shows me a picture of a
C         D            G              D
Big red circle with a green smudge on top
G      D      C              D
My scientist says, "that's an apple"
         C          D
I say, "ok, an apple"
             G        D
He says, "very well done"


Chorus:
 
            Em                Bm
He says, "you are a woman, and I am a scientist
Am               
I am a human and well,
D
You're something else"

          G           D           C            D
He says, "this is existence, oh welcome to existence"
C                      D                 G D G
and then he flips my switch and turns me off.


and so on :)