Misc Unsigned Bands - Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis tab

                               Scotch Woodcock
                                  Balanitis

Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning

Intro:
D A G
D A G
D A G
D A D

[Verse 1]

D                   G
Spent some time with your mom

D               A
Rollin' round in bed

D           E
How was i to know?

G                      D
It'd never be the same again

[Chorus]

D        A   G
I've got Balanitis

D      A     G
Oh my God it sucks

D            A      G
My balls are really swollen

D      A         D
Now it just gets stuck

[Verse 2]
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D               G
Started Getting Problems

D           A
Down, in my pants

D           E
Went to the doctor

G                      D
He touched me with his hands

D                    G
Told me my balls were ruined

D                   A
Gave me some special pills

D             E
Now i'm hallucinating

G                D
And i've got the chills


[Chorus x2]


Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing


[Chorus x3]

[Outro]
D A G
D A D


If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy 
of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's 
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.