Misc Unsigned Bands - Josh Green - Std Song tab

Song: The STD Song
Artist: Josh Green
Album: Untitled


Hey guys! this is my first attempt at one of these on here. I hop you guys enjoy this 
I wrote! It really gets the crowd going at my shows! You can check it out at my website below.

http://www.myspace.com/joshgreenonline


Chords Used:
D: xx0323
A: 002220
Em: 022000
G: 320033

Verse 1:
          D               A
What do I do, I accidentally screwed you
  Em               G
I smoked a little too much
      D             A         Em         G
I was drunk. I was real real drunk.


Verse 2:
      D                   A
You came to my table and asked me to dance
     Em                            G
The next thing you know I'm in the bathroom and
D          A          Em          G
Where the hell are my pants?


Verse 3:
  D                     A
A few hours later I was itching and a scratching
      Em                   G
And I didn’t know what to do.
      D                         A
So I went to the doctor and the doctor said
         Em                    G
"How the hell am I gonna tell you that she gave you

[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/misc-unsigned-bands/104782.html ]
Chorus:
D                   A
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
        Em                G
That’s what that asshole gave to me
D                   A
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
Em                     G
That asshole gave them all to me
D                      A
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
       Em                   G
On my own sexually transmitted disease
       D           A         Em      G
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease

D, A, Em, G (2x)


Verse 4:
        D              A
What am I supposed to tell my girl?
  Em               G            D
I guess I have to tell her the truth
         A               Em        G
Well she should already know


Verse 5:
         D                          A
Cause I know that I ain't been with anybody else
       Em                     G
And I know that she gave them all to me
D         A        Em        G
Yeah she gave them all to me, yeah she gave me


Chorus:
D                   A
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
        Em                G
That’s what that asshole gave to me
D                   A
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
Em                     G
That asshole gave them all to me
D                      A
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
       Em                   G
On my own sexually transmitted disease
       D           A         Em      G
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease

D, A, Em, G (2x)