This is what i could Hear my self to.. hope i can work for you. Just give it a lof of distortion:)
Momma had a chiken , momma had a cow, Dad was proud, he didten care how
PRETTY fast
Intro
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COW!
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Chiken!
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COW AND CHIKEN!!!
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Hahahhahaha
I did my best:)
Enjoy