*This is my first tab, but I found it necessary to post it. Standard tuning. Enjoy :).
|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E
"Several women's magazines..."
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|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E
"When I tried to call, no one answered."
^ REPEAT FOR SECOND VERSE
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/m/manchester-orchestra/382536.html ]
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|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|-7s2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|A
|-----------------------------------------|E
"I offered you a small dog in the kitchen"
|-----------------------------------------|e
|-----------------------------------------|B
|-----------------------------------------|G
|-----------------------------------------|D
|--0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|A
|-----------------------------------------|E
"I just wanted you to feel at home"
|---------|e
|---------|B
|--1------|G
|--2------|D
|--2------|A
|---------|E
"And that's why I'm fine, I am fine, I am fine, I am fine..."
|---------|e
|---------|B
|--2------|G
|--2------|D
|--0------|A
|---------|E
"...I just need 100 dollars"
*That pretty much sums it up. I'm certain you can figure out the pace.