LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS
If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning
and the chords are just strummed.
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/l/local-h/55017.html ]
A C
And it's me, the man with no personality
E
Burning down your Christmas tree
A c
Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall
E
Mistletoe is going to fall
A C
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
E
Stupid songs sung way too loud
A C E
And they're getting dumber all the time
F E
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
F E
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again
Dm
You say shopping spree
C G
I say killing spree
A C
And I can think of Christmas past
E
Like the Christmas before last
A
Cousins
C
Uncles
E
Aunts
A C
And I could act like I don't care
E
That all I get is underwear
A C E
I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log
F E
Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow
F E
Something to burn away the freezing snow
Dm
If you just let me
C G A C E
And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down
A C E
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)
F E
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
F E
'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again
Dm
You'll be sorry
C G A
That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus
