COURT REPORT...
Intro
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Verse
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Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team.
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He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans.
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He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
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His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds.
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He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed.
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He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
Chorus
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He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
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Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders
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This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
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Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
B
Smashing up someones car.
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[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/l/little-man-tate/76406.html ]
(repeat second part of intro)
then with the next verse, its...
Well he's a crossdresser honey
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He's sitting at the bar...
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then the chorus again, then the end bit
This is the court report...
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Pel
