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John Valby - Why Did My Dog Have To Die chords
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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die" American Pie Parody Artist: John Valby Chords: Maniac1075 G D Em A long, long time ago, Am C I can still remember Em D when I got my very first blow job Em Am How my little pecker quivered Em Am With every tongue lap she delivered C G Am And when she licked my ball sack C D I couldn't hold my wad back G D Em I tried to stick it up her butt Am C but I split her ass and ripped her gut G D Em I knew I had to find a slut C D G The day my puppy died [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/j/john-valby/256328.html ] D And I was singin'.... [Chorus] G C G D why, why, did my dog have to die G C G D That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry G C G D she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly Em Am Em D Why did my dog have to die. D Everybody... G C G D why, why, did his dog have to die G C G D That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry G C G D she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly Em Am Em D Why did his dog have to die.  |