Jeff Rosenstock - Bonus Oceans chords

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 Yeah, I've got friends who wanna catch up on old times
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But that just makes me feel ashamed to be me
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 And I've got friends who wanna relive the past
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And deify memories
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And they just scream to me
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That if you don't die young
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You're gonna live too long.


On the stoop of the apartment next to my shitty job
An old friend passed me on the street today
I said "Hello" and tried to catch up on old times
She walked the other way.
Maybe I seemed to scream
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That if I got cancer or somebody shot me
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I'd be like a child or something,
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Asking doctors to do me favors
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or cross my fingers and hope it gets better
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Like a broken record, I seem to scream,

If you don't die young, you're gonna live too long.

D  G

      D
I was getting drunk in a foreign ocean
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Trying to wrap my head around problems
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And all my bitterness just seemed passe.

          D
Because I realized as soon as I said it
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How long it'd take to swim from Jones Beach to Indonesia
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And maybe you're waiting on a call from me.

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And maybe you're working in a crowded restaurant
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And you're the one who's got a life so fucked up
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that you don't know what happened.

Just like you saw me working at some restaurant
Embarrassed 'cause my life was just so fucked up.
And I don't know how it happened.