Jack Black - Forbidden Nectar tab

Forbidden Nectar
Written by Alphonso Cordoba
Performed by Jack Black and Mucho Macho Acapulco
Nacho Libre Soundtrack

Tabbed by Josh - pyroman_77@yahoo.com

This is without a doubt one of the funniest songs ever written.
It the last song on the movie during the end credits. It is in
the key of G, so a major pentatonic scale works pretty good for
the solos. I may make a power tab later, but this should do for
now.

Note: The G chord can be played in place of N.C.

Intro
C G Am D G

Verse 1
N.C.               C       D
When you notice my biceps,
                   G
With the eyes of a dove,
                     C     D
With the breath of a lion,
                   G
I will sing you my song.

Verse 2
N.C.         C       D
Forget about Hector,
                       G
His mustache is like a girl,
                         C     D
I could rupture his intestine,
                       G
With the flexion of my thigh.
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Chorus 1
N.C.                C       D
My love is like the nectar,
                         G      Bm Em
From a fruit which is forbidden,
                   C       D
And in my heart is hidden,
                  G
The message of my love.

Verse 3
N.C.                         C         D
When you perchance to see my haunches,
                         G
Like a stallion they are tight,
                     C        D
With the breath of a chicken,
                          G
Dark intruders take their flight.

Chorus 2
N.C.               C         D
My love it will protect you,
                     G          Bm Em
Like a vest of bulletproof-ness,
                   C        D
In the wind I am a warrior,
                    G
In your arms I am a child.

Verse 4 (Spoken--listen to song for 
timing--same chords as other verses)

I see you at night you are so delicate
no one will touch you while I am watching.

Chorus 1
N.C.                C       D
My love is like the nectar,
                         G      Bm Em
From a fruit which is forbidden,
                   C       D
And in my heart is hidden,
                  G
The message of my love.

Outro (Spoken--same chords as verse)

When I see you my thighs quiver like a
girl but I need you to know that I am 
strong like a stallion I will take you 
on a ride through the desert on my back.

End