"Bob Wilson - Anchorman" - Half Man Half Biscuit
For those that don't know, Bob Wilson is a goalkeeper
turned soccer presenter. And he's dreadful.
Chords by Matt Poole of England, England.
A
Lord, I’ve tried the best I can
D
I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan
E
but I still don’t understand
D A
Bob Wilson – anchorman.
(Chords are the same throughout)
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I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal
I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying
Bob Wilson – anchorman.
Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground
And that man can go faster than the speed of sound
But I still can’t get my head around
Bob Wilson – anchorman.
I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk
I’ve got no bus fare; I’ve got to walk
It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork
Where be my camper van?
Well I’d like to meet Stephenson, the engineer
And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer
And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of
Bob Wilson – anchorman.