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Half Man Half Biscuit - Twydales Lament chords
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(intro F Eb F) Bb G C Indicate then you stupid bastard how was I supposed to know E Bb G C E That you intended to go left, I'm not a mind reader Bb G C You shall be cast away into the fiery pit and in the fiery pit there are E (instr F) Eternal sleeping policemen. F I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull, splendid. I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening As that's where he likes to go for the quiz He believes he is needed for the music round His friends obviously humour him Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands Which he finds most annoying, most annoying. (instr F, F Bb F, Dm C F (x2) Bb F Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy Dm C F When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge Bb F Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy Dm C F When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge Bb F Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy Dm C F When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge Bb F Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy Dm C F When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge Bb F Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy Dm C F When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge Bb F (fade out) Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/h/half-man-half-biscuit/383308.html ] 
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