Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
Intro : 8 bars A
A7sus A7
Don't know much about dancin'
A7sus A7
That's why I got this song
A7sus D
One of my legs is shorter than the other
C Bb
'N' both my feet's too long
E7 A
'Course now right along with 'em
Dm7 G
I got no natural rhythm
B C#
But I go dancin' every night
B C#
Hopin' one day I might get it right
C# B F# C# B F#
I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool (two times)
B
(6/4) I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
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But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
C# B F# C# B F#
(4/4)Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool
A7sus A7
The disco folks all dressed up
A7sus A7
Like they's fit to kill
A7sus D
I walk on in 'n' see 'em there
C Bb
Gonna give them all a thrill
E7 A
When they see me comin'
Dm7 G
They all steps aside
B C#
They has a fit while I commit
B C#
My social suicide,
I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool
The beat goes on And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool
Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains
'N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away
I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
FOOL-uh!
Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...
Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian!
Hah?Yer Jewish?
Love your nails...you must be a Libra...
Your place or mine?
