Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik chords

Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East
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And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
                         A7                                  E E D E
If his dick is a monster  they will give him their hearts 
Over Em7 (Spoken)
 
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . 
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo 
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so 
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . 
ends with B7
Em7           A                Em                     C  B7
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
 Em              A      Em   C              B7              Em
Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . 
C       D          Em                   C            D           Em
Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F     G    E             F     G  C   B7      C        B7

Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik 
C              B7      C    B7
Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik 
Say! 

(F#m7    E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#m7         E         F#m7        E
My dick is a monster  Give me your heart 
F#m7 
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art 
F#m7           E       F#m7          E 
My dick is a Harley you kick it to start 
F#m7 
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part 
F#m7          E       F#m7          E 
My dick is a dagger  I'll force it to fit
F#m7           E           F#m7             E
My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit 
D         G                B
Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! 

Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff

B E  D  B   A    A
           Mud Shark
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