Flight Of The Conchords - Hurt Feelings tab

Capo on 3, but without capo:

Em => Gm
C  => Eb
G  => Bb
D  => F


Em C G D

Some people say that rappers don�t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We�re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we�re not rappers.)


Some people say that rappers are invincible
We�re vincible. (We�re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

Em
I make a meal for my friends,
        
Try to make it delicious,
         C
Try to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
     G
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
   D
Nobody compliments the meal


Em           C                   G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
         
I feel like a prize asshole
             D
No one even mentions my casserole.
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                           D
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles


Em
Here�s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
       C
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
    G
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
        D
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies� size

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Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                                    D
I�m not gonna wear a ladies� wetsuit I�m a man!
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                      D
Get me a small man�s wetsuit, please


        Em
It�s my birthday, 2003
C                                  G 
Waitin� for a call from my family
D (mute)
They forgot about me


Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              D
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

   Em
I call my friends and say, �Let�s go into town,�
            C
But they�re all too busy to go into town
      G
So I go by myself, I go into town
        D
Then I see all my friends, they�re all in town


Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                     D
They�re all lined up to watch that movie �Maid in Manhattan.�

         Em
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
         C
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
         G
Have you ever been told you�re mediocre in bed?
         D
Have you ever been told you�ve got a weird-shaped head?
         Em
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
       C
Once again, they forgot about J
         G
Were you ever called �homo� �cuz at school you took drama?
         D
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?


Em                 C
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
            G
I�m crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper