Five Man Electrical Band - Signs chords

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And the sign said long haired, freaky people, need not apply.

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So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in and asked him why?

Bm                                                               G 
He said, you look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you`ll do.

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So, I took off my hat, said, imagine that..huh, me, workin' for you.

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Signs, signs, everywhere signs, 

D                                                 G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.

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Do this, don't do that..

                             C
Can’t you read the signs?

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And the sign said anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight.

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So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house

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“Hey, what gives you the right?”

Bm                                                       G
You put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in.
 
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If God were here, He’d tell you to your face, Man, you’re some kind a sinner.

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D                   C               G                                  
Signs, signs, everywhere signs, 

D                                                  G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.

D                        A                   
Do this, don`t do that..

                              C
Can’t you read the signs?

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I said now mister, can’t you read,

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You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.

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You can’t even watch, no, you can’t eat, 

 G                                      D
you ain’t supposed to be here  . . here.

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And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside..unnh!

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And the sign said, everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray.

      D                                               A         
And they passed around a plate at the end of it all,

     G                                   A 
And I didn`t have a penny to pay.

Bm                                                                 G   
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign.

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It said, thank you Lord for thinkin’ ‘bout me, I’m alive and doing fine.
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D                  C               G                                  
Signs, signs, everywhere signs, 

D                                                 G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.

D                       A                   
Do this, don't do that..

                             C
Can’t you read the signs?

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D                  C               G                                  
Signs, signs, everywhere signs, 

D                                                 G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.

D                       A                   
Do this, don't do that..

                             C
Can’t you read the signs?


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