Dudley Moore - Jump chords

This is the second song on the Derek and Clive Live Album
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Moore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM

I have removed the swear words

Jump (Dudley Moore)
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/d/dudley-moore/310034.html ]
D                                   G
As I was walking down the street one day,
Em7               A
I saw a house on fire,
D
There was a man standing at an upper storey window
                                                      G     A 
Shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below,
 G           A       D
For he was sore afraid,
 D                  G
Jump, you mucker, Jump,
 Em7                                      A
Jump into this ‘ere blanket what we are holding,
     D   Em7 D/F# A D
And you will be alright.",
    D                              G        A
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his bloody neck,
D   Em7 D/F# A D
There was no blanket.
 D                 G
Laugh, we nearly shat,
 Em7
We have not laughed so much since grandma died,
       G                                   A
Or Aunty Mable caught her left one in the mangle,
   G              A       D   Em7 D/F# A D
We are miserable sinners, Fiiiiiiiiilthy muckers.
G         D
Amen