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a# c When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny, g a# g a# i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv. a# c i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner g a# g a# i reach across the table, i grab my telephone. CHORUS a# c I dial 1800 transvestite sluts g a# g a# They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks a# c g a# g a# 1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah a#,c,g,a#/g/a# ,a#,c,g,a#/g/a# [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/d/dos-dedos/261862.html ] a# c I slip into my panties, into my fishnets g a# g a# i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet a# c i grab my anal probe and i ram it home g a# g a# while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial) CHORUS then BRIDGE e g and in the day, when nobodies home a# c i feel the k k calling of my telephone e g i grab my dildo,my ky jelly a# c my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial) a# c I dial 1800 transvestite sluts g a# g a# They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks a# c g a# g a# 1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak a# c 1800 yeah the trannies are comin g a# g a# They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming a# c 1800 yeah you better run fast g a# cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah OUTRO (repeat) #a c g a#/g/a# la la la la lala lalala la la la lala lalalala |