Diarrhea Planet - Steve Fauser chords

Intro: F Bb

F
Modern things are like masturbation
Am                   Bb  
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a damn
F
When you're touching me with a finger
         Am                 Bb
but you probably asked for more head, yeah

F
What will it take to get you off my back
       Am                        Bb
You're not a parasite, you're on fucking crack
F
I just wanna go skate with my friends
             Am               Bb
So why don't you get lost and please get "?"

F Am Bb x4
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F                   Bb
 We weren't born to lose
     F              C   
 But baby, we still do
F                             Bb        F             C
 cause theres so much fucking shit to deal with and I quit
F                   Bb
 So give me another beer
             F                                  C
 We're gonna drink until the sun comes up or at least till theres no beer
F                       Bb              F                        C
 And I believe god will find us, and forgive us for these stupid things


Play F and Bb until the end