tuning:EADGBe standard tuning tabbed by brizzle
methodist coloring book by the dead milkmen:
{verse 1}
e--------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------->
G-9-9-9-9-9-9---------------------------> play 2X
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->
you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
please don't color outside the lines or god will send you
to......
e--------->
B--------->
G--------->
D-9-9-9-9->
A-9-9-9-9->
E-7-7-7-7->
......hell
e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9--> play 2X
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->
god hates war..god hates crime....
e------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------->
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->
but he really hates people who color outside the lines
{verse 2}
e--------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------->
G-9-9-9-9-9-9---------------------------> play 2X
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->
you got a methodist coloring book don't color outside the lines
'cause if god doesn't strike you with lightning he'll at least
make you go.....
e--------->
B--------->
G--------->
D-9-9-9-9->
A-9-9-9-9->
E-7-7-7-7->
......blind
e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9--> play 2X
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->
good people get sent to the attic
bad people will roast in the cellar
e------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------->
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->
but there's a special kind of hell for those who just won't
learn to color.
{bridge}
e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G--7----------9------------> play 2X
D--7----7-----9-----9------>
A--5----7-----7-----9------>
E-------5-----------7------>
[ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/d/dead-milkmen/88775.html ]
god is gracious god is good so let's color in his book
god wears cotton god wears rayon he can mend this broken crayon
e--------------------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------------------->
G--7-7-7-7---------9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15->
D--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15->
A--5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13->
E----------5-5-5-5---------------------------------->
god is honest he don't take payola so let's all thank him for our
crayola's(scream)
{chorus}
e--------------------------------------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------------------------------------->
G--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------------play 2x------>
D--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---->
A--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---->
E----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---->
you got a methodist coloring book
you got a methodist coloring book (scream)
e----------------------------------------------------------------->
B----------------------------------------------------------------->
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------->
D-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->
A-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->
E---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5->
you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo oh oooooooo
(scream) (scream)
e--------------------------------->
B--------------------------------->
G--6--------9---------------------> play 2x
D--6--------9---------4--------7-->
A--4--------7---------4--------7-->
E---------------------2--------5-->
you got a methodist coloring book
you got a methodist coloring book (scream)
e-------------------------------->
B-------------------------------->
G-6-----9------------------------>
D-6-----9------6--------7-------->
A-4-----7------6--------7-------->
E--------------4--------5-------->
you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo (scream)
e------------->
B------------->
G-9-----------> play 2X (let ring)
D-9------7---->
A-7------7---->
E--------5---->
you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
please don't color outside the lines or god will send you
to......
e------->
B------->
G-------> (let ring)
D-9----->
A-9----->
E-7----->
......hell
pretty simple but great written song. you gotta love the milkmen