Dan Bern - Alaska Highway tab

Capo 4

Intro: Em for as long as you like!

Em
While riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe 
Em
I met Leonardo DiCaprio
Em
Leo, he's tryin to get away from 
Em
The unwanted advances of Eminem
C
Em's wearing drawstrings and lispin' along 
Em
Sayin' "please put me into your highway song"

      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway

Em
I would never be so dumb 
Em
To say they stole an election 
Em
They bought the damn thing fair and square 
Em
The emperor's in his underwear 
C
Old King Cole's a merry old troll 
Em
Surgeon General smokes Marlboro 

      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
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Em
Commandment Three says Do Not Kill 
Em
Amendment Two says Blood Will Spill 
Em
God sits in his rocking chair 
Em
With two flat tires and one good spare 
C
Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe 
Em
With a hey and a ho and a do si do

      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway

C
West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn
Em
Chong, can't we all just get along 
C
Anchored down in Kodiak 
B7
With a heart attack ak-ak-ak-ak-ak 
C                  B7
You oughta know by now, By Joel 

(Note: on the recording, a solo is played over the verse progression and the 
above break is then repeated. )

Em
While hanging out with Cowboy Joe 
Em
Keith Richards stops to say hello
Em
I play my guitar, he plays along 
Em
With song after song after song after song 
C
Now that I've played with the likes of him
Em
Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend 

      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway

(repeat chorus to end)